rephobic:

that moment when your friend tells you “you can not laugh ok?”

me:

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"Is your older brother hot"

- Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

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philosophicalharry:

zayn malik is real and he is out there

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santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

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"They say it all comes down to the last person you think about before you fall asleep. I just wish that person wasn’t you."

- Things I wish I could tell you (via latelycravingmore)

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: no

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith.

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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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