tired of this.

Friend: So what did you do last night?
Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
Me: My bed.
eramos-infinitos-pero-la-cagaste:

me vuelven loca.

poisondyouth:

7.20pm sky is unreal

(via mydemisee)

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interndylan:

me: im so gay

straight people: stop…..thats a slur…..you mean that youre so homosexual………….

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warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie, via mollejaebueno)

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

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spookyboy:

Amélie (2001)

distance sucks.